BODY/PRISON

yellbug:

last night i had a dream that i was at an outdoor fair and someone asked me to sign a petition and after i signed it they were like thanks so much! go pick out a prize! so i went into their booth and it was filled with hundreds and hundreds of tiny bottles of perfume and all the perfume had names like “i saw you eating greek yogurt at the reptile house at the zoo” and “you cut down the beautiful 100 year old oak tree in your yard” and i looked up and the perfume collection was called “guys i fucking hate”

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super-lazer-piss:

There’s been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who’s the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

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guerrillatech:

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dogmotif:

hey bro i’ve noticed you’ve not been as enthusiastic about the stabbing as penetration metaphor lately. you alright?

lemonsweet:

Request from my brother

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dogmotif:

sorry i said it was hot when you were bleeding out :/ you literally didnt die why are you mad at me

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memeuplift:

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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong:

one of the best character types i think is insane man in a long fur coat

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that-house:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

wumbawoman:

memeclassheroes:

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

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thatgendergremlinmoot:

anarchist-rat-swarm:

kingscrown666:

pasta-is-magnificent:

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

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classichorrorblog:

Candyman (1992)

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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maryfagdalene:

’my body, my abortion, my transition, my choice’

based on this post

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zegalba:

Monarch butterflies need moisture on hot days but cannot land directly on water to drink. Instead these butterflies sip moisture and dissolved minerals from the surrounding muddy, wet ground, an example of ‘puddling’.

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